the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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