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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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