I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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