Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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