He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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