no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You ruined the universe
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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