just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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