She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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