Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Do vagina's smell?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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