My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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