My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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