so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dick very happy bro
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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