what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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