Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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