She announced her abortion via fbk
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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