just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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