But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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