"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I will pee on everything he values.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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