Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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