And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
