The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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