I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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