oh god the rape fog is back!
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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