Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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