So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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