how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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