Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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