what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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