I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think your dad took our porno
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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