that's an acceptable place to lick
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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