I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize
