I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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