And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Damn victory sex feels great
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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