I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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