Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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