I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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