is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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