im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I will die if light touches me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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