Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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