Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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