Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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