I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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