why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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