You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I can't turn off my feet"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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