my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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