I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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