Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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