Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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