She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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