And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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