Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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