We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i think i just lost a toe
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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